Pharmacy Failure: Obama's Birth Certificate (UPDATE)

So, the digital copy birth certificate of Barack Obama, supposed President of the United States, which was discussed in the entry Pharmacy Failure: Obama's Birth Certificate, has been downloaded off the Whitehouse's official website, whitehouse.gov, by one of my consultants, and analyzed at length on the Adobe Illustrator program by him.  He says that it is not only NOT an ordinary document that was scanned as is, and NOT conclusively a legitimate document, but also, that it is so obviously a FRAUD or FORGERY, that you would have to be more than inept with Illustrator to miss it.  Somewhere between a vegetable and a rock, I believe was his stance on it.  There are characters that are obviously monotone, on a color document.  There are layers to the document that are only present on a document that has been altered in several different ways.  White splotches, where marks were painted out, random imperfections in the watermark, a cropped edge, matching characters that were obviously added digitally... It is not just a forgery, but a VERY BAD one.  BEYOND a SHADOW of a DOUBT!  There are SO MANY discrepencies.  The color of the lettering is an important thing to note.  The different monotone numbering and lettering, that stands out against color-copying... The WHOLE THING is ridiculous.  And the government put it on the website for us to view.  Either we were just supposed to glance at it, and say, "Oh, yeah.  I guess he IS an American," and just blindly accept their manipulation, or they are shoving our noses in our helplessness against their unquestioned power.  Laughing at their subservient serfs as we toil away for the increase of their empire.  Our best guess is that, since the government selects technical talent not for their actual abillity, but rather for their ability to keep their mouths shut and do what they're told (so, people of lower to average intelligence) then their "Documentation and Information Computer Specialist" guy was probably some old bastard who only knew how to use MS Paint, or something, and just threw the forgery together.

I for one am outraged.  I am sick of this shit!  I am less and less proud to be an American; I am right now wishing I was never a part of this country, and considering moving to another country.  Our leaders make me sick.  They think we are their slaves!  We have to believe this bullshit, and they aren't even TRYING to be convincing anymore.  They just spew out some random crap to explain away the truth, regardless of how inexpressibly outrageously implausible and fake and fraudulent... and we are expected to just eat it all up.  This nation makes me sick.  Check out this information.  And people wonder why I'm such an alcoholic.